Top List of Enemies to be feared ...
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Top List of Enemies to be feared ...
10. Lichtenstein - they are Germans and although their country is small being German they harbour deep rooted desires to conquer the world ...
9. Millwall FC - these buggers are hard as coffin nails and if only they were literate enough to apply for a passport they would undoubtedly rampage across the globe.
8. Cantonese Grannies - they have sharp elbows and are utterly ruthless, never ever try to get in their way.
7. Ted Turner - that bastard would colourise the Moon if someone suggested it to him, stay away from the good B&W classics you philistine.
6. Condoleeza Rice - she is named after some sort of weired Spanish dish, and she always frowns, she surely must be thinking of taking over, the knife ready to plunge ... et tu Condo ?
5. St Helena - this is where they kept Napoleon, it is too scary to think about how that evil genius infected the locals with his dreams of world conquest.
4. Twins - these canot-pop queens are just too cute, they must secretly be planning on using their charms to ensare mankind in a twisted fantasy of sexual domination.
3. Hitler's Dogs - these have been preserved in stasis by crazed Nazi scientists and are just waiting to fulfil their Master's dream of total canine domination !!!
2. The Mona Lisa - she smiles serenly at everyone, she must surely be planning to seduce all those that visit the Lourve and turn them into willing helpers in her quest to have Madonna splashed with cherry pies.
1. The Dutch - they pretend to be oh so ever nice, friendly, relaxed, but I just don't trust 'em, there is something deep, dark and sinister about them, and they speak far too many languages (surely so they can rule their subjects better) and they grow so tall, and they are just friendly and nice and that just can't be right !!!
9. Millwall FC - these buggers are hard as coffin nails and if only they were literate enough to apply for a passport they would undoubtedly rampage across the globe.
8. Cantonese Grannies - they have sharp elbows and are utterly ruthless, never ever try to get in their way.
7. Ted Turner - that bastard would colourise the Moon if someone suggested it to him, stay away from the good B&W classics you philistine.
6. Condoleeza Rice - she is named after some sort of weired Spanish dish, and she always frowns, she surely must be thinking of taking over, the knife ready to plunge ... et tu Condo ?
5. St Helena - this is where they kept Napoleon, it is too scary to think about how that evil genius infected the locals with his dreams of world conquest.
4. Twins - these canot-pop queens are just too cute, they must secretly be planning on using their charms to ensare mankind in a twisted fantasy of sexual domination.
3. Hitler's Dogs - these have been preserved in stasis by crazed Nazi scientists and are just waiting to fulfil their Master's dream of total canine domination !!!
2. The Mona Lisa - she smiles serenly at everyone, she must surely be planning to seduce all those that visit the Lourve and turn them into willing helpers in her quest to have Madonna splashed with cherry pies.
1. The Dutch - they pretend to be oh so ever nice, friendly, relaxed, but I just don't trust 'em, there is something deep, dark and sinister about them, and they speak far too many languages (surely so they can rule their subjects better) and they grow so tall, and they are just friendly and nice and that just can't be right !!!
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I think all good politicians sooner or later get on the international scene (except for the biggest countries) -- Jaap de Hoop Scheffer? and at the local level you end up with the leftovers*, in your case people like Pim Portuyn and that Austrian guy, whatever hsi naem was... Anyway, I dunno about Balkenende, I only know that he is not ruling out a compromise with Portuyn.Marijn wrote: By the way, what is the impression our current prime minister (Balkenende) makes on you foreigners?
* it just occured to me that considering this delegating more power to EU institutions might be not such a bad idea, if they can make them work better, and attract the capable people.
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Eeeek! Especially the Olsen Twins, combining the sharp elbows and angles of the Cantonese Grannies with the fashion sense of Ted Turner.
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